Hoes ahoy
That's what I call land hoes
I, Thornfin Earl of Sassyness, claim this land in the name of the Sexual Pilgrims
And I, Sir Reginald P Nease, hereby dub this Plymoth cock
to arms chaps Lets get swift
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B double o t y oh my
big ole caboose behind those thighs
so bend on over butt ass nekkid
come on baby show me shake it
so show me what your momma had
and show my anaconda what your daddy made
in the motel 6 locked up for days
with that double up uh sound in different ways
yeah I'll slap that ass give you a ride
i can tell by looking in your hungry eyes
want me to pump it up to feel grade A meat
sexual pilgrams are the one to beat
nasty flashy like dynamite
got that punch like dolemite
wheres p nease when you need a friend
doing that tag team shit all over again
is your daddy a baker cause you got nice buns
two fine hams that must weigh a ton
electric poop booty wow
nice ole booties all round this town
big ones small ones bubble butts too
girls for the pickin and it's all for you
ass so nice make you beg for days
pay a nice fortune just to hear us play
ding ding dingaling did you hear the call
attention all callers lick my balls
Welcome to our horny partay
Go on home if you don't like bootay
Tap the ass keg if you wanna jam
lick the crack, taste like spam
pay admission, pay perview
press number 2 to have sex with a Dave Coulier

girl I never knew my math
So why don't you just shake that ass

BOOTY squared EQUALS ASS



I like to see an ass filled with cottage cheese
So come on girl get on your knees
OHHH you know that I'm hung like a bear
SO you better not have that asshole hair
Tossing the salad, yeah that's the key
If you like anal sex I aim to please
uno dos cuatro sies
bitch lay down let squat on yo face
dig your nose in my asshole
you can eat my tootsie roll
Naked Algebra sexual arithmatic
come on hoe and bite my dick
My favorite body part is your caboose
Time to rhyme this shit like Dr. Seuss
Can I slap you with my dick?
Betta pick you nose with my prick?
Would you like it with some poop?
Would you like it with some soup?
Would you like it in the ass?
Would you like it in the grass?
Come on bitch just shake that ass
I can do the white tornado
betta than george clooney can fight the killa tomados
I fuck so hard that you'll need midol
Jon Stamos is Thornfins idol
I thought you should know that fist is a verb
Now let me stick it up there and pull out a turd
Do you remember Booger from Revenge of the nerds
That muthafucka was the best at belching
I'm going to wear your pussy like a sombrero
You know I'm the next michael ducockass

girl I never knew my math
So why don't you just shake that ass

BOOTY squared EQUALS ASS

T: Excuse me proffessor, what is the formulation for the equation of the assius maximus?

J: Well, it's quite simple. You take one booty and multiply it by another booty of the same or equal value and that gives
you one fully developed ass.

T: Whoa. is it that simple? booty times booty is equal to one ass

J: Yes that's correct son. Booty squared equals ass

T: Ah... I like the sound of that

J: This equation alone will revolutionize mathamatics as we know it

T: That's frightning yet arousing

J: Oh yeah.



B double O T Y oh my
Big hairy moose just shit in my eye
Underpants with racing stripes
Where the hell be my spandex tights
Shove that plug straight up my ass
Rub my nipples if you want some cash
When they ladies see me they yell King Dong
Dick so big can't fit in my thong
Can I show you my diarrhea
I like to eat it with my pizza
Sex Pilgrims never the ones to come quick
to All the ladies 157 dick
Spin your partner dosie doe
if you don't know who it is it's COOLIO!
Slide Slide but that's the past
I gotta sumpin' brand new for that ass
1234 get your woman on the floor
gotta gotta get it to get down
gotta gotta get it to get down
1234 get your woman on the floor
gotta gotta get it to get down
gotta gotta get it to get down



Push, push in the bush
But don't step on the toes 'cause you might get smushed
It's the brother from around the way
And what I say I'm in the corner on three like Dr. Dre
Comin' at 'em with a pattern and a fresh pair adams
I hope he don't trip, 'cause
I don't wanna have have to fist em
So move your body, baby, drive the Pilgrims crazy
Then when you shake that ass it's always amazin'

Ain't no party like a midwest party
'Cause a midwest party don't stop
So when you see a sex pilgrim In a probarosa fuckin
Then ya gotta give the pilgrim his props
I got sides in my rides and motion for your ocean
P Nease got the potion to get the party open
slide slide but that's past
i gotta sumpin new for that ass

1234 Pilgrims in the house so panties hit the floor
gotta gotta get em down to get down
gotta gotta get em down to get down
1234 Pilgrims in the house so panties hit the floor
gotta gotta get em down to get down
gotta gotta get em down to get down

Sexual Pilgrims

P Nease
T Fin
we the Sexual Pilgrims
lets fled